Hi there, I’m Kat, and I try to be genuine but find it increasingly alarming how genu-whine-y it comes off. If you don’t like horrible puns and sexual innuendos, you will not like this blog.
This is my place on the internet where I talk about baking, mostly. Other times I talk about how I embarrass myself daily in front of 1) coworkers 2) friends 3) attractive men 4) children, babies, etc 5) basically all of humanity and most of the animal world. I curse a lot, which is so bad, kids! I talk about sex a lot, which is great but you should practice safely!!!!!! My parents read this blog but we all pretend they don’t read those posts, because we’re all much, much happier that way.
I’m stuck between being irresponsible and impetuous and childish, and enjoying bird-watching and drinking tea and baking pies. I think if you average those things out you come to about my age, which is 28, which is a pretty ok age to be.
The important things you need to know about me are that I love sandwiches, especially when they come with a pickle. I like eating with friends and drinking some beers and saying too much too soon and feeling a little bit embarrassed in the morning. I also like being outside and listening to music, maybe both at once, I don’t know, is that too much to ask? Also whenever anyone lets me plan a party I try to force everyone to sit around a fire and roast sausages, and also play board games, and then if I lose I get sore loser-y about it.
My friends say they like to read this blog because it makes their own lives seem much more put together and way less hopeless. If I can do that for you too, internet stranger, then my work here is done.