THIS IS THE BEST THING

Welp. This was the best thing I have ever eaten, ever, in my entire life. It was the best thing. Ultimate. Tops. The titty tops. No comparison. Nothing even close. This was the pinnacle of my kitch-ing. My proudest moment in food.

Last meal? This. If I could only eat one thing for the rest of my life? This.

Chocolate vs this? This. Cheese vs this? This (unfair because this had cheese on it, but still).

Sex vs this?

Ah, shit. Let’s not play that game. But…………maybe this.

Or, in a perfect world, one followed immediately by the other? Hm? No, now I’m just asking for too much.

Kat’s Ultimate Egg Sandwich (THE SEARCH IS OVER)

2 pieces applewood smoked bacon
2 fucking delicious friend-raised chicken eggs
2 pieces multi-seed bread, toasted
2 pieces baby gem lettuce
2 slices heirloom tomato
1 california hass avocado, sliced
some shavings of my tangy hard cheese whose name i don’t know
tiny tiny bit of stoneground mustard and tiny tiny bit of ketchup
salt & pepper

Assemble. Don’t fucking break the yolks! Also don’t burn the bacon, unless that’s the way you like it.

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Author: katboda

Hey, cram it.

3 thoughts on “THIS IS THE BEST THING”

  1. Were those Paul-Peterson eggs, or are you lucky enough to have multiple friends who keep chickens and share with you? :) Looks amazing!

  2. Do you know what the cheese is yet. Gotta try it, even if I don’t have any friend raised chicken eggs.

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