Attention Everyone. I have found my new favorite pie crust. So, throw away all your other recipes. Don’t listen to anyone else when they tell you they have the best pie crust. I have it. I found it. It’s mine now. Mine. And you’re going to benefit from it. You, if you’re near me, because [...]
Entries from November 2009
November 20, 2009
Spice.
Friends, I’m awkward. It’s ok, it’s something I’ve come to terms with. In fact, there are times I embrace it and play it up. But there are other times I feel like, MUST I BE THIS WAY?? Must I pretend to not see someone walking past me on the street because I’ve been ignoring his [...]
November 18, 2009
What beats beets?
Guys. Remember Doug Funnie and his favorite band The Beets and that awesome song they sang about needing more allowance (yodeleheehoo)? REMEMBER? Gosh, Doug Funnie. What a good guy he was. If more men used Doug Funnie as a role model then maybe we wouldn’t be in this mess we’re in.
But, listen, friends: I’m back. [...]
November 14, 2009
Honeycakesugarpiecupcakeunicornpuppies
But just the first part. The honey cake.
As many of you know, my dad keeps bees. Which means I have been blessed with a steady stream of mild and wonderful honey. I can barely stomach the stuff that comes in those plastic bear bottles anymore. It’s because I’m a privileged and entitled brat and nothing [...]
November 9, 2009
Putting the coffee in turkish coffee cake cookie bars
Lately this blog has been reading less like a mature 26-year-old’s journey through a baking life and more like a hormonal 16-year-old’s journey through the neuroses of her first relationship. I apologize. I’ve been swinging pretty recklessly on the mood swingset. These days I’m evening out a bit. Let’s bring it back to the baked [...]
November 5, 2009
Moosewood Muffins
Hey jerks, here are a bunch of healthy and delicious muffins. With pumpkins. And apples. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
And they’re not even cake in muffin form, so I was wrong about that always being the case. They’re really real muffins. They couldn’t be put in a loaf pan and baked as bread. They couldn’t be [...]
November 2, 2009
Thumb cookies
Oh reader please please read that title like “some cookies” with a lisp. Please do. There, now don’t you feel better?
Can I be honest? I’m going to be honest, since 80% of this blog’s purpose is my own catharsis (heyyyy ego!). I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’m in a funk, friends. I’m like, [...]
